just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
