Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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