I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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