So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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