i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
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I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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