why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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