Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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