You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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