I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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