VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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