Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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