You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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