i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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