no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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