Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
this will be a night to untag.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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