It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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