I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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