when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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