At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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