U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
No...this little piggys going to the bar
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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