I wish i was in the wii world.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
