i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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