girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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