Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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