i used baking grease as lip gloss
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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