we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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