2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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