We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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