Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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