My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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