he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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