Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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