Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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