i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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