Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I will be naked everywhere
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You were trust falling into bushes
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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