I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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