You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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