So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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