I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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