We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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