This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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