chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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