I'm really into asian looking animals
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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