We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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