Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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