next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
