yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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