My first STD was from a foam party
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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