I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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