Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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