U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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