people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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