You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
YAS. BRING CRAB.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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