I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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