I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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